Secret of long life

My old Grandad’s passed away. He were 98, tha knows. I asked ‘im once what were the secret of his long life. “Don’t tell yer mother,” he said, “but I takes a little pinch of gunpowder in me tea every mornin’. Puts fire in yer belly, keeps yer regular, keeps yer fit an’ ‘ealthy.” Ah well, he’s gone now. Leaves a grieving widow, 6 children, 14 grandchildren, 32 great-grandchildren and a fookin’ great ‘ole where the crematorium used ter be…

Sorry for your loss, My grandfather won’t be about so long anymore – and it’ll be a devistating loss – just take on board his wisdom and live your live so he’d be proud, that’s all any of us can do.

Take it easy bud, our thoughts to you and your family.

Lee

You cant be for real mate, think you better read stuff before you reply

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That reminds me of my Grandad,he died of asbestos poisoning… it took them three weeks to cremate him…

Ade

Oh dear.

Flats, love the new avatar!

you gotta piss!! and the french do it in the street so when in rome

I’m bejal

Run Forest Run

Think he should change his name to “Cletus”