An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They’re staring
at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He’s so
familiar, and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and
until suddenly the Irishman twigs: “My God, it’s Jesus!”
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a
pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts
drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one
After he’s finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him
for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
“My God! The arthritis I’ve had for 30 years is gone. It’s a miracle!”
Jesus then shakes the Aussie’s hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets go, the man’s eyes widen in shock.
“Strewth mate, the bad back I’ve had all my life is completely gone!
It’s a miracle.”
Jesus then approaches the Scouser, who says,
“Back off, mate, I’m on disability benefit.”