Just about to visit the Ace for lunch then go for a ride somewhere in the afternoon. Anyone up for an afternoon run? We`ll be at the Ace by 1pm.
Oh… that sort of sausage sandwich… 
Nah - just picked up a new mountain bike so would be rude not to go and try it out and besides, I’d never find the ace alone 
I’m hoping for a sausage sandwich tonight :w00t:
Red or brown sauce Ang:w00t:
This thread started as an innocent invitation for a little rideout, due to all your salacious replies we now feel dirty and in need of a warm bath, any takers?
with a brandy and a game of chess for afters? i’ll be over in 5:D
Neither, I’m saucy enough 
Sausage joke:
Irish Sausages
Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Seamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry - just follow me.’ He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Seamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t worry, I have a plan. Cheers!’ They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Seamus said ‘Murphy - I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and me knees are killing me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I can’t even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.’
For feck sake Chris that joke is almost as old as you !
Sorry, it`s the best Julie could find, told her not to post it but she insisted.
Didn’t need your help tonight Viggen, match score was:
Chris 4
Julie 0
:D:D:D