ok…while on my way home from work im at a set of traffic lights when out of the corner of my eye…i spot this bird armed with a squeegy and a sprsy bottle of…stuff…she’s going about all the cars and doing the ol windscreen washing bit…and everyone saying no…blaa…blaa…blaa…
as she’s going up the line of cars…she completeley blanks me and walks right on by…
not to ever be out done by a car,i shout ‘‘oi!!’’ from my lid and she turns around…i point at my visor like the old happy eater bloke,and she walks over…
now…this was the bit i was waiting for;)…she’s done the spray bit quicker than a sparrows fart,but is then in dyer confusion on how too do the squeegy bit…:w00t:…
she gives it a shot but to no avail…so she shrugs her shoulders and walks off without me paying…hahaha;)
i give it one wipe with my glove and whoolaaa!!!..clean visor…:D…free!!!
kinda gave me a chuckle in my lid all the way home…i woulda paid top doller again just to see her all arms tits and elbows on how to squeegy my lid…:w00t:
Used to have some of these window cleaners near my old office, I used to wait for them to get ready to spray and then use the window washer and windscreen wipers that everyone has fitted to their cars. How do these guys make money!!
When I was dispatching, I would love racing down the row of traffic toward the washers, they had nowhere to run as stuck in a corridor of cages…The fear on their faces as they push and shove each other out of the way, kept me amused anyway.
Is it that lot that stand on the corner of Bath road and N Hatton at Heathrow?
I never get caught by them cos I always coming out of Perimeter road but I notice they are quite determined and the squeegy is always on the windscreen before cars have even stopped.
It used to be a junkies trick, now it’s imigrant females. I have noticed them on the North Circ and a few other places, whole teams of the fuggers. As a Jockistani it’s genetic that I like free stuff and loath paying for anything so will have to give this a go!
