Sorry for the delay in Smiledclub nos. please read attached notes.
Rule no 1,5682 of the Smiled Club Law : To receive an official Smiled club number, the probationary recipiant of said number involved is to submit the events in full fat…thus, giving Smiled the chance to reveiw while sitting on his thrown (the toilet)…please refer to rules no.45769 and rules no. 22654 for ‘’ how to become a ‘‘Gold Member’’ and ‘‘changing of Smiledclub numbers’’
I see you have missed the part in 73468-2 Sub-section “C”, which clearly states that “If a Smiledclub member has 2 or more accidents as the result of diesel within a 2 year period, and still manages to get back onto a bike within 2 hours of each accident and carry on with their plans, he/she will be elligable for the Smiledclub Special Diesel Edition Membership, available upon payment of one cup of coffee (or slightly warm dog p*ss depending on Smiled’s preference) at the Borough Market meet”. :DThis could go on all day! (Or until shane can’t get to the computer without wearing a nappy) :w00t:
Surely under Rule 51, Paragraph 16876(a), after having 5 offs in 18 months (including a courtesy bike) and writing 2 of these said bikes off…and STILL not giving up, I should be worthy of consideration for an upgrade to a Gold Club Member???