So, driving to work this morning I get stopped for speeding. After a short sharp conversation the copper says to me ‘where’s your documents and driving licence’? ‘In the glove compartment with my gun’ says I ‘you’ve got a gun asks the copper? Yeah I say ‘I shot the guy in the boot when I stole the car’ the copper immediately gets on the radio and calls for assistance. Loads of squad cars turn up, the armed response team asks me ‘where’s the gun’? I haven’t got a gun I reply, ‘Where’s the body’? ‘What body’ oh I get it, I bet the lying basteward said I was speeding too.
Man you need some new jokes! Or you need to get older or younger or something.
THAT’S IT YOU NEED TO BE FUNNIER!!!
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I read this line and knew you were fibbing :D:P
Ditto…I’ve seen him riding! 
That’s nothing I seen him parking!!!
Hahah, I found it funny Rob!
I’ve seen his overtaking - on a junction as a car decides at the last minute to turn. Made me and a couple of others hold our breath for a second or two!!
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Smiled does it soooo much better
I remember that one. Close :w00t:
cor they love you Rob dont they.
being a little tired i was reading it with a hint of belief until the body in the boot comment! (notice how i totally disreguarded the gun comment! :doze:)
but i did laugh, so thanks!
Just banter mate, that’s how they show thier love on here mate;)