Two old bikers were out on a ride when they came across a funeral procession. They both screamed past but one of them slowed down and stopped about half a mile ahead of the procession. His mate stopped too. The old boy got off his bike, took his helmet off and bowed his head as the procession moved slowly past. “Wow” said his buddy “I didn’t know you were so respectful!" “Well I suppose I should be” replied the other, “I was married to her for over 35 years”.