Rear ended a car this morning

The guy gets out and he is a dwarf, he is very agitated and screamed “I am NOT happy”

So I said, “So who ARE you then?” :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:


hahaha good one

fcuk off, that’s terrible :smiley:

He’s obsessed with dwarves after watching all those dwarf-porn DVDs :sick:

You could balance your pint on her head whilst she gave you oral pleasure…now there’s a thought :w00t:

Bloody hell, i’ve got to spend 9 days with this guy:w00t::w00t::smiley:


Count yourself lucky your not shorter than you are!! :Whistling:

Grumpy …

Was it Grumpy?