A farmer has 100 hens, but no , and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster, named Randy. He’ll service every chicken you’ve got, no problem.” Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Randy.The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, first giving the rooster a pep talk. “Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I"ll need you to do a good job. So take your time and have some fun,” the farmer says with a chuckle.seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the henhouse, and Randy took off like a shot. WHAM! - Randy nails every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen - sure enough, Randy’s in there. Later, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again, WHAM! - he gets all the geese! By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won’t last even 24 hours.Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find Randy dead as a doorknob, stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, suddenly saddened by the loss of such a colorful - and expensive - animal shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down; now look what you’ve done to yourself. Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and whispers, “Shhh, they’re getting closer.”
am I missing words or is that a censor on the word cork (replace the r with a c)
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hahaha