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Argh death cheese.

Another day in the office, another 12 hours of my life sold to a muppet who has the audacity to call himself a manager.

He’s actually not bad, but for some reason he’s let his bloody wife become a Managing Director… this WOULD have been ok if she actually worked in the business, but essentially… she is a housewife who has learnt how to use Excel… REALLY. that’s it… he loved her, boughtt her a computer, showed he how to operate a spreadsheet, and she now thinks she “knows enough” to tell people how to do their jobs… a job SHE HAS NEVER DONE AND KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT… all whilst thinking, money money money, because she manages the accounts on her newly found spreadsheet skills… A BEAN COUTNER, WITH NO EXPERIENCE DICTATING A COMPLEX AND CONVOLUTED CONSULTANCY JOB…

For Jesus Mohammed and Paddy’s Boob Slapping God forsaken CHRIST… why can’t I find a PROFESSIONAL company to work with!

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iz it becuz u carnt speel BEAN COUTNER?

(sooory, but i cudnt rezist)

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mooore thean lyklee

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i feel it for you mate.

must be sssooooooooooo frustrating.

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Yeah but the karma gods are clearly aware of the hell they’re putting me through.

Riding back through Richmond tonight, I was riding one handed, weaving for the fun of it… in lane, all fine, no danger to anyone and something just shouts in my ear, “Go!”, so I check its cool, yank the throttle, and nuke it forward, lights approaching go yellow with about 5 yards to spare so I know I can make it before they red, pile through, flick right left round off the exit of the roundabout, check mirrors as I go to change lanes, and there’s a BMW with lights blazing and siren wailing Slamming on his anchors behind me…nearly losing control.

I pull over, he gets out lookin flustered, but I’m cool.

First words out of my mouth were, "Sorry officer, you’ve got me… so having just nearly lost control and I’ve admitted I’ve done wrong, the fact that he’s got me on video mucking around, BUT also got himself nearly losing it as I respond and pull over promptly means they have to let me go after a sort of bollocking cos he knew he was more out of control than I was…

I get the feeling that when I launched off, they thought I was doing a runner, so when I pulled over sharp it took him by surprise…

Ah well, his loss, 1 up to the boring old beardy on the ageing Kwakker!

But nice one to the ole bill for letting me go with a verbal! Cheers fella, hope you can keep that Beamer under control… drivings a dangerous thing if you’re not in full control of your vehicle, :wink: