Wish I could think so quickly. . . .
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”
He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.
Friend of mine is playing the single game having recently been divorced. Few calls over a period of days to report his failings in trying to chat up ladies.
He calls yesterday, “I’ve found out women are just like buses…”; “Slow, wide, tatty, stink of **** and will take as many as it can for a cheap ride” I interrupted. Much laughter ensues.
