Quantum Physics

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Anybody on here clued up on this at graduate level? I’m trying to make my final year report sound as though I know what I’m taking about and would appreciate some input.

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Quote some star trek lines innit :blink:

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Is the report actually in the domain of Quantum Mechanics? Just say “planck” a lot, try and get your reader lost in discussions of macro vs micro, and quote bits of Heisenberg and Feynman (and remember to keep mentioning Einstein but with lots of obtuse double negatives). That’s all anyone else does… :wink:

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hahahahahhahahaahhaahah! genius :laugh:

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Dont forget to mention Paulis exclusion principle, the Compton effect, string theory, the Dirac wave equation (my personal favourite), Hamiltonian energy operator, spin operators and commutation and of course Schrodingers famous cat.:smiley:

We`ll be in Bushey tomorrow if you need any further guidance.

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It’s got me thinking

Now my head hurts

Quantum mechanics shows there's life after death.

This is because death is an entangled state. In reality, you are both dead and not dead at the same time. These two states are seperated because of decoherence but we know they are still connected because of non locality and entanglement.

So seperation is just an illusion of decoherence. Everything is connected.

This is not science fiction, it’s well known science.

Mystics have been saying for years that everything is connected and now science supports them.

So the question becomes, how can you be dead if your also not dead?

The answer is parallel realities.

So if your hit by a car and die, there has to be a state where your not dead and maybe you broke your legs.

You will always find yourself in the reality where you survive death.

These states are connected and therefore there has to be quantum immortality.
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Very good Pin:D

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I’m dealing with the solutions to potential wells Dr Jet; infinite potential, finite potential, sequences of delta wells modelling covalent bonding, quantum tunneling. It sounds a lot grander than it is. If You reckon you could improve on my vague ramblings Id be happy to hear about it :smiley:

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Where ? when ? Why!

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High Street, to be confirmed, searching for a soft roader.:blush:

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You want to sound like you know what you are talking about?

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Just round the corner, no idea, WTF ! give me a call and maybe pop in for tea

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Bit of an obscure topic admittedly, but I know of a few brain-boxes on here :wink:

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Get hold of a few New Scientist magazines from your library or something :slight_smile: Don’t forget to mention entanglemant and “applications” such as quantum encryption and computation … though there’s still some dissent as to whether some of these effects even exist …

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/02/01/cambridge_boffins_doubt_quantum_experiments/

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Quote something about the more twist on the right the faster the speed and the harder the impact when you try to stop without using a breaking mechanism. Then don’t forget to mention the Sparks caused by the friction