i just got pulled over on my way home tonight. who ever has the closest guess by morning wins a cup of coffee or tea.
for riding a girls bike?
flamer:P
Balls too small? Or maybe a blown bulb on yer pudenda plate?
Backfiring your bike like an idiot? 
Surely not the Dark Visor. No no it can’t be that 
i’ll give you a little help. it wasn’t my exhaust or plate both of which are illegal
Brakelight.
Speed. Tyres. Wrong way up a one way. Not indicating ha! Wheelies. Mal-adjusted lights. No tax. No insurance. Mistaken identity. Drugs. Prostitution. Just to admire your bike. Bus lane…wrong. Jumped the lights? Warm?
filtering
actually mate you are getting warmer:hehe:
Did they think you’d nicked it???!!!
come on david who would steal an sv?
going thru an orange
Reversing through a green
did that too but they didn’t mention it.
bet it was the bus lane
collecting a pedestrian
nope
using ur horn - come on, tell us