Work as if you were to live forever; live as if you were to die tomorrow.
Dance like nobody is watching.
Sing like nobody is listening
Ride it like ya nicked it:w00t:
Why reach for the sky when you can touch…CLOTH
If you’re going to get hanged for stealing a sheep, you may as well f*ck it.
Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and dosent die…
sexist smiled:D.
You never do, don’t ya?
Wine is a mocker and beer is a brawler, he/she who is overcome by them is not wise.
one of my favourites.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Live young grab your self a toyboy
(p.s. im still single ladys)
you can talk to a man with a wooden leg, but you can’t talk to a man with a wooden head.
If it aint bolted down its mine !!! 
Faint heart never f***ed a pig:w00t:
Stolen, clearly.
Four wheels moves the body, Two wheels move the soul.
Woman who fly upside down
Have crack up!
He who laughs last laughs,…no hold on
He who laughs loud laughs the longest…no that aint right
He who laughs long laughs the l…nah wait a min
He who laughs last, laughs the loud…oh nuts !!!
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, SMACK HIM IN THE MOUTH… COS HES MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE :w00t:
God gave you TWO ears and ONE gob… Use them in that proportion;)
If it’s got tyres or testicles it will give you trouble!
It takes great courage and inner strength to change from what is known and comfortable to something which is new and fresh. That which is unknown often contains our greatest potential. To seek our unknown potential by risking change is the path of true greatness. Such action brings much favour and untold blessings.
“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
Fortune cookie said 'that not chicken you just ate’You can beat an egg but you can’t beat a w@nk.