Proverbs according to children . .

As you shall make your bed so shall you… mess it up.

  • Better to be safe than… punch a 5th grader.
  • Strike while the… bug is close.
  • It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.
  • Never underestimate the power of… termites.
  • You can lead a horse to water but… how?
  • Don’t bite the hand that… looks dirty.
  • No news is… impossible.
  • A miss is as good as a… Mr.
  • You can’t teach an old dog new… math.
  • If you lie down with the dogs, you’ll… stink in the morning.
  • Love all, trust… me.
  • The pen is mightier than the… pigs.
  • An idle mind is… the best way to relax.
  • Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.
  • Happy the bride who… gets all the presents!
  • A penny saved is… not much.
  • Two’s company, three’s… the Musketeers.
  • Don’t put off tomorrow what… you put on to go to bed.
  • Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and… you have to blow your nose.
  • None are so blind as… Helen Keller.
  • Children should be seen and not… spanked or grounded.
  • If at first you don’t succeed… get new batteries.
  • You get out of something what you… see pictured on the box.
  • When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
  • There is no fool like… Aunt Eddie.

HAHA

good one

Hedge