Prostate exam


#1

Went to the Doctor’s last week for a prostate check-up.

He’s got me bent over his couch whilst he’s doing his thing back there and he says to me “don’t worry about the erection, it’s perfectly normal”

“But I haven’t got an erection Doctor” I reply

“No, but I have” was his response


#2

things that you don’t want to hear from a doctor during a prostate exam:
“look, no hands!”