ok all rights resevred to Birdy as he did this, but I thought this was so funny it deserved to be posted here. So good effort birdy… (ps this is all in aid of e getting to 1000 posts)
Post ‘o’ Meter
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0 500 1000
0 - 199 :: Normal healthy life lots of sun and exercise and lots of friends.
200 - 399 :: feel tired some times a group of good friends and a healthy tan.
400 - 599 :: Stay indoors most of the day and have a bed wetting problem but you still go out on weekends.
600 - 799 :: Start of acne and getting chubby round the waist a group of nerdy friends who you play dungeons and dragons with and you have taken a likening to wearing glasses.
800 - 999 :: You have no social life and your only friends live on the internet your lack of any contact of the human world has forced you to masturbate over anime pictures on the internet and have cyber sex with your new found chat room buddies
1000+ :: Congratulations you are the number one computer geek you are now as white as your sheet well parts of your sheet most of it is yellow and now you have met your target in life you have nothing else to do but crawl into a ball and die.
I have a healthy tan and generally can only be found on the net when off sick (like today) or chatting to friends that aren’t local… what’s your excuse?
Sunbed over your computer desk dosent count that just means your a big E-buyer or you have a laptop
i rekon we should have a yearly LB awards
most funny member
most annoying member
most random member
Best stunter
Top bike breaker
Most crashes
Most posted member
Person who shows up to the most events
Quickest bike
Best looking bike
Best woman biker
Best man biker
Worst speller (me!!)
and i would say most sexi member and you cant vote for your self but most of you would make several new accounts just to vote for yourself lol
and then have the award showing insted of the suprem being part lol BRING ON THE LB AWARDS
Post ‘O’ Meter +5000 in production now should be in stores by christmas
From the makers at birdy HQ “Its been hard for us to make the post ‘o’ meter +5000 because most of theses people have never seen the sun so we cannot see the effects of posting on a large scale but we have discoved the secret underground bunker were they all hide with the 100’s of rooms of coffee machines and red bull fridges and we finaly think we have cracked it i would like to thanks the team for working late into the night on research and all there hard effort”
RRP price £29.99 inc VAT
In shops 20th December 2007
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