Poor guy


A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making truck driver sits next to him, grabs
his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts

“Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time,” says the truck driver.
“I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. "I
can’t do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but,
after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. When I
went in the house I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to
this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my miserable
life, then you show up and drink the poison.

Imagen hearing that u’ll be s**tin it haha