POOR GUY
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making truck driver sits next to him, grabs
his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts
crying.
“Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time,” says the truck driver.
“I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. "I
can’t do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but,
after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. When I
went in the house I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to
this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my miserable
life, then you show up and drink the poison.
