Poised like a Bedspring

Greetings,

It was a cold night, the birds had silenced in the trees, and squirrels ran for covers as the wind picked up and blew across the forest floor… high on a hill top there stood a shadow, a dark figure… nothing but and outline, no detail could be seen. A fog surrounded this masked man. Who was this creature.

He was a loner… a knight of his modern time, poised like a bedspring ready for the fight of his life,

Standing alone but wanting others to stand beside him he called… “iiiiiiii rrrriiiiidddddeeee aaaa fffffiiirrreebblllaaddee”

The heavens opened and the shining light was born in the realms of a new world called “the london biker”

A foreigner from parts they called Essex but a mercenary who works in limehouse E14,

A justice keeper of the parish, fighting a war armed with a stick a small can of spray and a silly hat the knight looked at his task and sighed.

A Ghost rider… a fireblade owner… an unknown quantity. (and a meticulous cleaner - ocd me thinks!!)

And he was welcomed with a poke and a slap like so many others.


Well maybe that tells you something or nothing, either way… HI there, Theshininglight here aka Dicky/Richy/rich whatever

Fireblade 2004 rider (preferably when it’s dry) and introduced by a colleague at work to this forum - hope the above wasn’t to weird but couldn’t think what to write.

Looking forward to large slaps and pokes (ahem)

remember “When you are in doubt, be still, and wait”

Be Good

TheShiningLight

We never poke anyone… well let’s just wait for Abby and DaArtist to turn up - the quite like poking new people :slight_smile:

Welcome matey - love the intro.

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Welcome you nutter!!!

Today is a good day, almost biblical me thinks, a man surrounded by hot chicks and a hot chick on her own have already replied and therefore i feel almost humbled by their warmth.

maybe i’ll go a repay such warm to an elderly lady… take her across the road (whether she likes it or not) or maybe i’ll wash a car for a man with no arms… god knows ow difficult that is for them.

Who knows what my calling is but all i know is i am happy and i am smiling

noah built an arc and i too shall build… erm…a hutch…yes a small hutch… start off small never disappointed that way

remembers “it’s only kinky the first time”

TheShiningLight

Well you got off to a good start completely mad & fit into LB nicely i need something funny to read while im working, makes the work day go quicker!

LOL welcome Shininglight! excellent intro, look forward to meeting ya

Hello and welcome Mate i’ll have a nice rum and coke later HAHA

certainly made me laugh

welcome to LB

poke poke with the newbie stick!!

welcome

AJ!!

That made me chuckle Welcome aboard Rich! Welcome to LB. Post up a picture of your ride, and hope to see you at our Cubana meet this evening!? Details in bike-chat forum.

Welcome aboard mate. Is it HT you work out of ?

“A stick, a small can of spray and a silly hat”? Does the hat have magical powers? Does the small can of spray disolve carbon fibre newbie sticks? Is the silly hat there as a cunning disguise so AbbeyJ and Da Artist don’t recognise that you’re not an LB virgin, that you’re not in truth a newbie?

Damn, none of that worked, Abbey gotcha!

So if you’re around on 6th Nov for Newbie Night at Ace Cafe I’ll let you have a squidge of the arnica cream for the bruises.

Loved your intro, welcome welcome welcome.

Ahah, just figured out what the stick, small can of spray and silly hat are all about. Our glowing friend has in fact NICKED the newbie stick and is about to customise it with the stripy paint in his spray can. The silly hat is obviously a new Arai that has also had the stripy paint-job from the spray can.

Either that or he has a bit of a ‘personal hygiene’ problem and the stick is for anyone who tells him so 'cos he’s just bought a bumper pack of industrial strength Mum. The silly hat? Obviously it’s only there so he can use the feathers attached to the silly hat as a fan to keep himself cool so he doesn’t stink even more.

(Oh dear, CM has clearly had too much speed today on that training bike. Must get to a quiet, darkened room and administer tranquilising doses of alcohol…)

Well sitting at my desk basting a chicken for dinner and i am pleased with what replies i have got.

i have been poked, but feel a little agrieved … you see i was promised a slap and i have yet to receive one.

Still to those that welcome me… thank you

To those that asked questions: Witham in Essex near chelmsford, and Yes i work out of Limehouse Baz, so maybe we know eachother??

Handy to have a couple of plod on board, free legal advice so i have been told - so ask away if i dont know plead guilty…mwwwahh ah ha ha ha ha ha

Gonna post a Picture of the blade as soon as i figure out how to… hey i logged on didn’t i… baby steps folks look what happened to jack when went to get a pail of water??

I will try to remember Nov 6th and feel free to ping me stuff about rideouts etc etc (first time i have used etcetc in a message - my mother would be proud)

Right to the mother land… this chicken aint gonna cook itself

bit of rock salt anyone?

za za joey

TheShiningLight (aka Richy)

I’m out of Lambeth mate so our paths may not have crossed, done a few jobs up on H when the Northies have been short though.

Will see you at one of the meets mate.

Hiya. They’re a good bunch this lot - very welcoming when you make it to your first meet (as I discovered tonight).

Look forward to seeing you and the blade at the newbie meet.

Welcome to LB

Poke, poke with the Newbie stick

Hi and welcome to the LBs

Ian

welcome to LB

Just reread you first newbie post are you on CRACK what the hell have you been smoking you need a few good slap a few more than normal

SLAP, SLAP n SMACK

Hello and Welcome you nutter…i have a feeling you will fit right in here…

hahahah welcome Dick, as you are affectionatley known to all !!!

dont try the “my names Ritchy” thing your a Dick and always will be

and just so you know as soon as i get a minute at work im gonna give you a proper LB SLAP to welcome you !!!