Please, please, please...................

Can someone explain the offside rule to Nina our German Shepherd?

Bark Bark Woof Woof Growl Bark Woof Growl…

There she knows it now :smiley:

yes :smiley:

She keeps disallowing my valid goals.:angry:

Argentine rules

  1. paw of dog

Nearside is the side of the vehicle closest to the kerb, and offside is the side farthest from the kerb… Simples! :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMQbzLrvwlE

What about Low side and high side?

is that the same? :confused:

:D:D:D

I prefer this version by Slow Moving Millie… :slight_smile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j4hg9VrYX4

You need to pop out and get your taste adjusted mate, seems to be on the blink a bit. :smiley:

No, but am guessing it’s best not to let it go to penalties :crazy:

(Turin 90, Wembley 96, long gone but not forgotten)