Got some plastic wrap for a female fattening tool. Brand new never been used. make me an offer 
i got one of them as well
but mines well used
erm?
Bet it’s to big for ya
Tug said its like trying to wrap a chipolata in a parachute! 
Potty mouth 
What’s rude about that?
what on earth are you lot on about?
you know,
I can bring it with me to the ace if your interested?
Can I bring the camera?
As longs as you’ve got your wide angle lens too! 