https://www.youtube.com/v/_s81NuQKqvU&hl=en_GB&fs=1
Thick as two short ones!! 
BM
Darwin award for definite, shame he wasn’t successful! What a prat!
Dumba55! Even the paramedic knew what was coming, he was on it like a shot … probably had him bandaged and in the recovery position before any claret gushed out.