My bike is becoming like a slumdog tramp with bandages, dent, grease etc…I wish if there was a program on MTV to pimp the bikes…
I just got an email from Ebike today, they’re running a competition to have your bike pimped to the value of 3k i think by Altamura Concepts, you just gotta get a quote before the 28th i think to be automatically entered. Not in, you can’t win
Where’s the pictures
There was a program on Men and Motors that Pimped bikes, was it “All the gear, no idea” ?
That was the one, a really weird show.
It was a makover show where they got a biker and did a make over on his/her look, cloths and the bike.
yer i got that but my bike aint even worth the 3k so can i just have the 3k or buy me a 3k bike:P
do what they do on pimp my ride. ming up your bike so bad that they condem it then buy you a new one.
but you’d end up with some weirdness on your bike, like a snow cone maker or mini pool table. 
maybe thats not such a bad idea, you could come to the BM meet and sell them at £1 a pop and make some money…
The rat bike rally is May 15-17 in Derbyshire… get out the matt black spray paint!
One great advantage is, nobody is going to steal it!
IMO having shiny bikes is nonsense. Obsessive compulsing bike washing is rubbish too, it’ll get dirty in another two miles, and I’d rather be riding my bike than polishing it. I only ever invest in mechanical maintenance, keep the bike running at its best and that’s it. Eventually, I’ll turn my bike into the world’s first Super Ratbird
It’ll look a bit like this Kawa 1100:
its already like that 
I’m yet to make it to a BM meet. Must try harder,