# Pig Wanted!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Off-topic\ **Created:** [7 July 2007 19:48 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829 "2007-07-07T19:48:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ben632664](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/f0a364/32.png) [@ben632664](https://londonbikers.com/u/ben632664)\ **Post date:** [7 July 2007 19:48 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/1 "2007-07-07T19:48:59Z")
Got some washing and Ironing that needs doing, and its too expensive keep buying new clothes so have decided to get a girlfriend. Requirements are: Must be a pig so she dont want to go out in public. Must know how to wash and Iron. Must know how to cook. Mustn’t moan when i go out. Must be prepared to wear a paper bag. ANYONE INTERESTED PLEASE PM ME!!! ---
**Author:** ![johnp](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/db5fbb/32.png) [@johnp](https://londonbikers.com/u/johnp)\ **Post date:** [7 July 2007 19:53 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/2 "2007-07-07T19:53:09Z")
Don`t ask ginger, he`s never had a girlfriend. ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/tongue.gif "Tongue") ---
**Author:** ![Gazza](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/958977/32.png) [@Gazza](https://londonbikers.com/u/Gazza)\ **Post date:** [7 July 2007 19:54 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/3 "2007-07-07T19:54:05Z")
Oh you cheeky git - you missed out the hours of s\*xual pleasure she MUST give you! ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/wink.gif "Wink") ---
**Author:** ![ben632664](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/f0a364/32.png) [@ben632664](https://londonbikers.com/u/ben632664)\ **Post date:** [7 July 2007 23:40 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/4 "2007-07-07T23:40:19Z")
I assumed that went without saying! ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/biggrin.gif "Big Grin") ---
**Author:** ![the\_runt69](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@the\_runt69](https://londonbikers.com/u/the_runt69)\ **Post date:** [7 July 2007 23:46 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/5 "2007-07-07T23:46:04Z")
The wifes available, good cook, will iron but argues a lot ---
**Author:** ![adam\_h](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@adam\_h](https://londonbikers.com/u/adam_h)\ **Post date:** [8 July 2007 08:15 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/6 "2007-07-08T08:15:07Z")
its a shame my sister moved away!! she sounds just right for the job! ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/shocked.gif "Shocked") just ask christof?? ---
**Author:** ![johnp](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/db5fbb/32.png) [@johnp](https://londonbikers.com/u/johnp)\ **Post date:** [8 July 2007 08:48 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/7 "2007-07-08T08:48:07Z")
Adam, what type of job is she good at. ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/tongue.gif "Tongue") ---
**Author:** ![Lou](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/l/ea666f/32.png) [@Lou](https://londonbikers.com/u/Lou)\ **Post date:** [9 July 2007 13:40 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/8 "2007-07-09T13:40:34Z")
This is the only pig you’ll get speaking about women folk in such a manner ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/hehe.gif "HeHe") ![](http://files.blog-city.com/files/A05/141484/p/f/miss_piggy_motorcycle.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Terry-Moto](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/ed655f/32.png) [@Terry-Moto](https://londonbikers.com/u/Terry-Moto)\ **Post date:** [9 July 2007 16:07 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/9 "2007-07-09T16:07:18Z")
Ben what chance have you got finding a pig on LB ? ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/biggrin.gif "Big Grin") ---
**Author:** ![biggus](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@biggus](https://londonbikers.com/u/biggus)\ **Post date:** [9 July 2007 16:26 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/10 "2007-07-09T16:26:24Z")
I’m saying nowt… ---
**Author:** ![Roughie](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Roughie](https://londonbikers.com/u/Roughie)\ **Post date:** [9 July 2007 17:57 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/11 "2007-07-09T17:57:21Z")
Blimey theres a 1st ---
**Author:** ![johnp](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/db5fbb/32.png) [@johnp](https://londonbikers.com/u/johnp)\ **Post date:** [9 July 2007 18:10 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/12 "2007-07-09T18:10:00Z")
All are lady members are very pretty in there own way. ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/whistling.gif "Whistling") ---
**Author:** ![ben632664](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/f0a364/32.png) [@ben632664](https://londonbikers.com/u/ben632664)\ **Post date:** [9 July 2007 18:37 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/13 "2007-07-09T18:37:14Z")
![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/shocked.gif "Shocked") it was your suggestion ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/shocked.gif "Shocked") I just said i wanted a girlfriend to help get thru the washing and ironing! It was you that said she had to be a pig!! ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/plain.gif "Plain") ---
**Author:** ![Turney](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/turney/32/32637_2.png) [@Turney](https://londonbikers.com/u/Turney)\ **Post date:** [9 July 2007 19:12 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/14 "2007-07-09T19:12:58Z")
I thought you were gay ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/confused.gif "Confused") ---
**Author:** ![johnp](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/db5fbb/32.png) [@johnp](https://londonbikers.com/u/johnp)\ **Post date:** [9 July 2007 19:29 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/15 "2007-07-09T19:29:21Z")
Ben gay, now thats a thought. ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/tongue.gif "Tongue") ---
**Author:** ![christof\_h](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@christof\_h](https://londonbikers.com/u/christof_h)\ **Post date:** [9 July 2007 19:51 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/16 "2007-07-09T19:51:42Z")
haha…u dont need a picture… just imagine haggrid …ginger… there u go… ---
**Author:** ![biggus](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@biggus](https://londonbikers.com/u/biggus)\ **Post date:** [10 July 2007 09:43 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/17 "2007-07-10T09:43:37Z")
Who asked you ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/tongue.gif "Tongue") ---
**Author:** ![ben632664](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/f0a364/32.png) [@ben632664](https://londonbikers.com/u/ben632664)\ **Post date:** [10 July 2007 13:17 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/18 "2007-07-10T13:17:01Z")
I think you mean WISHED nuts ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/wink.gif "Wink") ---
**Author:** ![HighwaySurfer](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@HighwaySurfer](https://londonbikers.com/u/HighwaySurfer)\ **Post date:** [10 July 2007 13:28 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/19 "2007-07-10T13:28:31Z")
You forgot… Must be braindead. Must be blind. I would not hold my breath for a PM if I were you! ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/tongue.gif "Tongue") ---
**Author:** ![Turney](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/turney/32/32637_2.png) [@Turney](https://londonbikers.com/u/Turney)\ **Post date:** [10 July 2007 14:03 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pig-wanted/70829/20 "2007-07-10T14:03:51Z")
Listen mate, they way its going at the moment I wish ‘I’ was gay… ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/doze.gif "Doze")