Pheasants are out to get us!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2179414/Killed-pheasant-Motorcyclist-killed-bird-flies-60mph.html

misprint, it should re “peasants”… the Daily Mail is the rag of the pseudo posh tit, and they’re all stuck up gits!

Ive hit one. Broke a collar bone and rib.

Fricking hurts!

took a pigeon to the shoulder once very narrowly missed my head. That was seriously painful and pretty bloody scary

…and turkeys

+1 for the pigeon, caught it in the chest, thought I was going off the back. Damned scary.

I’ve had a couple of bird strikes over the years from pigeons and can confirm they are a: frightening and b: hurt.

The one in the chest was a bit like being punched, the one into the top of the helmet felt as if my head was going to be ripped off and I had a sore neck and shoulders for a few day after.

And they were just pigeons. Pheasant have got to weight what? 3 or 4 time more. Poor sod.