Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sex-pot, preferably South American, for tango sessions,
candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08
Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered.
Box 06/03
Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested
in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting scraps on Sauchiehall
Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82
Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by long-time fiancée
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this
cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box 53/41
Ginger-haired Partick troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a
few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
Box 84/87
Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes,
seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we Bounce
along like little tumbling clouds on life’s beautiful crazy journey. Strong
stomach essential Box 12/32
Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will
include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social
functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 23/45
Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bstrd living in a damp cottage in the
*rse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big chest.
Box 40/27
Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering
dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon. Box 52/07
Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler
competition at Framptons Nightclub, Maryhill, in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man
who’s not afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort-drinking and
listening to old Abba records. Please, Please! Box 30/41
Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for
the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm Box 99/9
Cullen man, mid twenties, seeks nubile young lady for cooking cleaning
and fornication contract. Must be prepared to be a bidy-in and have a
strong knowledge of local dialect. Oh and big baps ana’. Box 00/666
