RIGHT WAS ON THE TOILET EARLY WHEN THE FIRE ALARM WENT OFF SO I JUMPED UP AND TRIP OVER MY UNDERWEAR AND HEAD BUTT THE DOOR WHEN I GOT OUT THERE WHERE ALL LAUGH AT ME.I WILL GET THEM BACK THE BARLAMBS:)
And…
What do you want us to do about it?
At least you still have a job!
mate…your a star…here’s your membership no…its…smiledclub member no.046…;).
you’ve earned it!!!:D.
smiled:).
Great gag.
And you tell us on here ! :w00t:
What you got planned for 'em Paul?
Hope you didn’t dent the door!! haha:D
Dont think you got a accident at work claim there Paul, you should not even have been in the toilet at this time…what was you skiving, leaving all your fellow workers to do your work :Whistling:
And Smiled just dishes you out a members club number or have you had a little off that your not telling us about ?
So Paul are you a official member of the smiled club or did you get in for falling over your Y fronts 
:laugh:
smiled:).
This thread is ‘pants’ Paul, don’t think you qualify for a membership number but how about a mug? 
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BARLAMS,THATS A BIT STRONG PAUL.
FUNNY ENOUGH I BROKE ME FINGER NAIL THE OTHER DAY WHEN I WAS WORKING ON ME BIKE THE OTHER DAY,I ROLLED OVER IN PAIN AND HEAD BUTTED ME DOOR ,DO I GET TO JOIN THE SMILED CLUB:D:P:D
So come on Paul, spill the beans Mate…I got some Bl*de bits knocking about if you need a bit of help to get it back on the road
Hi PAUL,
Not to worry - YOU’RE not alone on the work-prank front - I went in today and was getting funny looks off everyone.
Someone told me to go and look in the toilet and I found a gold mankini with my name written into the label (like me mum used to do in the back of me school shirt coz we was too poor to be able to afford labels).
I got the BARLAM back - I glued down everything he owns to his desk, including his mobile phone and a snickers…
The snickers, I since found out, actually belonged to the bloke at the next desk, but furk that BARLAM as well, he was probly in on it.
Oh, by the way, I sneezed earlier and a little bit of poo popped out and then back in again like a reticent tortoise. Can I have a smiled club number please? 
you done all this to get in the smiled club
If Shane said stick your head up ur ass would you…lol