Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.


Currently awaiting the release of AVP3 - Aliens Vs. Pingu! :w00t:

What do penguins have for lunch?


haha v good!

Why can’t penguins fly?

Because they don’t have enough money to buy plane tickets

where do penguins keep their money?

In a snow bank

How is that even funny! Penguin biscuits have the worst jokes ever

why are penquins good race drivers?

cause they are always in pole position

:hehe: :blink:

What’s black, white and red all over?





A sunburnt penguin.

P.S. The theme tune to Pingu has changed and it’s rubbish. It’s now animated differently too!!

It’s old but this always makes me smile: