# Pavement crawlers **URL:** \ **Category:** Off-topic\ **Created:** [19 May 2009 17:16 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187 "2009-05-19T17:16:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![El\_Diablo\_DeViese](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/97f17d/32.png) [@El\_Diablo\_DeViese](https://londonbikers.com/u/El_Diablo_DeViese)\ **Post date:** [19 May 2009 17:16 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/1 "2009-05-19T17:16:27Z")
I want a cattle prod, the kind that made Rik shît himself in Bottom. You know why? People that walk to slowly on the pavement and then stop for no apparent reason. Maybe there should be walking lanes for slower moving traffic? ---
**Author:** ![dannyboy](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@dannyboy](https://londonbikers.com/u/dannyboy)\ **Post date:** [19 May 2009 17:17 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/2 "2009-05-19T17:17:46Z")
I thought this thread was about something different…:Whistling: ---
**Author:** ![le-tils](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@le-tils](https://londonbikers.com/u/le-tils)\ **Post date:** [19 May 2009 17:18 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/3 "2009-05-19T17:18:36Z")
yeah i know exactly what you mean the “sudden stop” and then they have the cheek to accuse you of tryign to s\*\*g them when you bump into them ! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Diablo\_DeViese](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/97f17d/32.png) [@El\_Diablo\_DeViese](https://londonbikers.com/u/El_Diablo_DeViese)\ **Post date:** [19 May 2009 17:24 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/4 "2009-05-19T17:24:24Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **dannyboy (19/05/2009)** > > I thought this thread was about something different…:Whistling: lol thats a different thread all together. Think I’m gonna like this new forum 😃 > [@](#): > > ## **le-tils (19/05/2009)** > > yeah i know exactly what you mean the “sudden stop” and then they have the cheek to accuse you of tryign to s\*\*g them when you bump into them ! > > 😃 Sounds like you might be getting a little to ‘stalker’ close? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kevsta](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/kevsta/32/32924_2.png) [@Kevsta](https://londonbikers.com/u/Kevsta)\ **Post date:** [20 May 2009 11:07 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/5 "2009-05-20T11:07:01Z")
These people do wind me up, even worse when they get on the underground they just mill around the entrance to the platform and block everything. Wankers. ---
**Author:** ![LiM](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/l/59ef9b/32.png) [@LiM](https://londonbikers.com/u/LiM)\ **Post date:** [20 May 2009 13:57 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/6 "2009-05-20T13:57:33Z")
Don’'t you know they own the whole width of pavement they are gracing their lazy arses with. These are the same people who own the section of road outside their house, entitling them to erect cones and scaffold boards to prevent anyone else parking in ‘their’ space. You can also find them on trains- their bag owns the seat next to them. Rude ill-educated morons the lot of them if you ask me!😃 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Diablo\_DeViese](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/97f17d/32.png) [@El\_Diablo\_DeViese](https://londonbikers.com/u/El_Diablo_DeViese)\ **Post date:** [20 May 2009 14:13 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/7 "2009-05-20T14:13:51Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **Kevsta (20/05/2009)** > > These people do wind me up, even worse when they get on the underground they just mill around the entrance to the platform and block everything. > > Wankers. Wankers, looks like Kev has come across a swear word the censors missed 😃 **Wankers, wankers wankers** - use it before we loose it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LiM](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/l/59ef9b/32.png) [@LiM](https://londonbikers.com/u/LiM)\ **Post date:** [20 May 2009 14:19 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/8 "2009-05-20T14:19:44Z")
WANKERS!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kevsta](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/kevsta/32/32924_2.png) [@Kevsta](https://londonbikers.com/u/Kevsta)\ **Post date:** [21 May 2009 08:27 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/9 "2009-05-21T08:27:33Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **El Diablo DeViese (20/05/2009)** > > > [@](#): > > > > ## **Kevsta (20/05/2009)** > > > > These people do wind me up, even worse when they get on the underground they just mill around the entrance to the platform and block everything. > > > > Wankers. > > Wankers, looks like Kev has come across a swear word the censors missed 😃 > > **Wankers, wankers wankers** - use it before we loose it 😃 Don’t spoil it, otherwise MacP will be along shortly and remove it. Which is fine we can then have a rant about the mods! ;):P:D ---
**Author:** ![Viggen](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/ce73a5/32.png) [@Viggen](https://londonbikers.com/u/Viggen)\ **Post date:** [21 May 2009 08:37 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/10 "2009-05-21T08:37:31Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **Kevsta (21/05/2009)** > > > [@](#): > > > > ## **El Diablo DeViese (20/05/2009)** > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > ## **Kevsta (20/05/2009)** > > > > > > These people do wind me up, even worse when they get on the underground they just mill around the entrance to the platform and block everything. > > > > > > Wankers. > > > > Wankers, looks like Kev has come across a swear word the censors missed 😃 > > > > **Wankers, wankers wankers** - use it before we loose it 😃 > > Don’t spoil it, otherwise MacP will be along shortly and remove it. Which is fine we can then have a rant about the mods! ;):P:D banker ryhmes with \*\*\*\*\*\*. it’s funny cause it’s true:laugh: ---
**Author:** ![Viggen](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/ce73a5/32.png) [@Viggen](https://londonbikers.com/u/Viggen)\ **Post date:** [21 May 2009 08:37 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/11 "2009-05-21T08:37:52Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **Viggen (21/05/2009)** > > > [@](#): > > > > ## **Kevsta (21/05/2009)** > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > ## **El Diablo DeViese (20/05/2009)** > > > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > > > ## **Kevsta (20/05/2009)** > > > > > > > > These people do wind me up, even worse when they get on the underground they just mill around the entrance to the platform and block everything. > > > > > > > > Wankers. > > > > > > Wankers, looks like Kev has come across a swear word the censors missed 😃 > > > > > > **Wankers, wankers wankers** - use it before we loose it 😃 > > > > Don’t spoil it, otherwise MacP will be along shortly and remove it. Which is fine we can then have a rant about the mods! ;):P:D > > banker ryhmes with \*\*\*\*\*\*. it’s funny cause it’s true:laugh: oh bugger ---
**Author:** ![El\_Diablo\_DeViese](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/97f17d/32.png) [@El\_Diablo\_DeViese](https://londonbikers.com/u/El_Diablo_DeViese)\ **Post date:** [21 May 2009 08:43 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/12 "2009-05-21T08:43:56Z")
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**Author:** ![El\_Diablo\_DeViese](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/97f17d/32.png) [@El\_Diablo\_DeViese](https://londonbikers.com/u/El_Diablo_DeViese)\ **Post date:** [21 May 2009 08:44 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/13 "2009-05-21T08:44:50Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **El Diablo DeViese (21/05/2009)** > > WANKERS Oh man, we’ve been rumbled ---
**Author:** ![Viggen](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/ce73a5/32.png) [@Viggen](https://londonbikers.com/u/Viggen)\ **Post date:** [21 May 2009 08:45 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/14 "2009-05-21T08:45:51Z")
cum dumpster hahahaha:D ---
**Author:** ![El\_Diablo\_DeViese](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/97f17d/32.png) [@El\_Diablo\_DeViese](https://londonbikers.com/u/El_Diablo_DeViese)\ **Post date:** [21 May 2009 08:46 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/15 "2009-05-21T08:46:17Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **Viggen (21/05/2009)** > > > [@](#): > > > > ## **Viggen (21/05/2009)** > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > ## **Kevsta (21/05/2009)** > > > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > > > ## **El Diablo DeViese (20/05/2009)** > > > > > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > > > > > ## **Kevsta (20/05/2009)** > > > > > > > > > > These people do wind me up, even worse when they get on the underground they just mill around the entrance to the platform and block everything. > > > > > > > > > > Wankers. > > > > > > > > Wankers, looks like Kev has come across a swear word the censors missed 😃 > > > > > > > > **Wankers, wankers wankers** - use it before we loose it 😃 > > > > > > Don’t spoil it, otherwise MacP will be along shortly and remove it. Which is fine we can then have a rant about the mods! ;):P:D > > > > banker ryhmes with \*\*\*\*\*\*. it’s funny cause it’s true:laugh: > > oh bugger No we ain’t - Henry - you’ve forgotten the ‘s’ as in plural ---
**Author:** ![Viggen](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/ce73a5/32.png) [@Viggen](https://londonbikers.com/u/Viggen)\ **Post date:** [21 May 2009 08:48 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/16 "2009-05-21T08:48:45Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **El Diablo DeViese (21/05/2009)** > > > [@](#): > > > > ## **Viggen (21/05/2009)** > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > ## **Viggen (21/05/2009)** > > > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > > > ## **Kevsta (21/05/2009)** > > > > > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > > > > > ## **El Diablo DeViese (20/05/2009)** > > > > > > > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > > > > > > > ## **Kevsta (20/05/2009)** > > > > > > > > > > > > These people do wind me up, even worse when they get on the underground they just mill around the entrance to the platform and block everything. > > > > > > > > > > > > Wankers. > > > > > > > > > > Wankers, looks like Kev has come across a swear word the censors missed 😃 > > > > > > > > > > **Wankers, wankers wankers** - use it before we loose it 😃 > > > > > > > > Don’t spoil it, otherwise MacP will be along shortly and remove it. Which is fine we can then have a rant about the mods! ;):P:D > > > > > > banker ryhmes with \*\*\*\*\*\*. it’s funny cause it’s true:laugh: > > > > oh bugger > > No we ain’t - Henry - you’ve forgotten the ‘s’ as in plural as in bankers are wankers? ---
**Author:** ![jbond](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/jbond/32/34650_2.png) [@jbond](https://londonbikers.com/u/jbond)\ **Post date:** [23 May 2009 09:45 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/17 "2009-05-23T09:45:21Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **Kevsta (20/05/2009)** > > These people do wind me up, even worse when they get on the underground they just mill around the entrance to the platform and block everything. Is it some basic human nature that when you go through a doorway and are presented with a choice you do nothing? “Shall I turn left, or turn right? Oh, god, I don’t know, it’s all too difficult. I’ll just stand here until the choice goes away.” Grrr. People who stand in doorways, on the stairs, just after the end of the escalator. In the middle of the aisle at Tesco’s chatting while using their trolleys to completely block the aisle. In the middle of the gap between the chairs at conferences. The group of 4 in a row propping up the bar when the bar’s full. People in Bus Queues who have to stand all across the pavement so you have to walk into the road to get past them. Tourist couples pulling their huge luggage down the pavement side by side. Wankers. Oh, and people in an S class Mercedes or the big BMW SUV who don’t seem to know what a lane is. And BMW GS with the full Touratech old man’s git kit who try to filter and get stuck. Impatient, moi? Yes, that’s why I ride M/C. ---
**Author:** ![clive](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@clive](https://londonbikers.com/u/clive)\ **Post date:** [23 May 2009 10:24 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/18 "2009-05-23T10:24:03Z")
😃 interesting thread!!😃 i’ve never looked but apparently there is a web site for… ‘making it lawful to punch people in the back of the head if they are walking too slowly.’ not that in any way i support such acts of nastinness…just made me giggle ---
**Author:** ![Kevsta](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/kevsta/32/32924_2.png) [@Kevsta](https://londonbikers.com/u/Kevsta)\ **Post date:** [24 May 2009 21:35 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/19 "2009-05-24T21:35:40Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **jbond (23/05/2009)** > > > [@](#): > > > > ## **Kevsta (20/05/2009)** > > > > These people do wind me up, even worse when they get on the underground they just mill around the entrance to the platform and block everything. > > Is it some basic human nature that when you go through a doorway and are presented with a choice you do nothing? “Shall I turn left, or turn right? Oh, god, I don’t know, it’s all too difficult. I’ll just stand here until the choice goes away.” I’m just tempted to push them all onto the track, but I know then I won’t be getting the next train, due to “muppet under the train at Green Park”. ---
**Author:** ![macsporran](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/macsporran/32/34092_2.png) [@macsporran](https://londonbikers.com/u/macsporran)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2010 11:48 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/pavement-crawlers/79187/20 "2010-06-24T11:48:57Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **El Diablo DeViese (19/05/2009)** > > I want a cattle prod, the kind that made Rik shît himself in Bottom. > > You know why? > > People that walk to slowly on the pavement and then stop for no apparent reason. > > Maybe there should be walking lanes for slower moving traffic? you shouldn’t ride your bike on the pavement