Flat’s just came back in from the bathroom, said he had a ‘Ghost Poo’ :blink: …he said he ‘smelt it, felt it & heard it’ but when he looked there was nothing there :ermm:
…even the toliet paper was clean :blink:
Must have been a “noumenon”. Much more common than you might think. Does your toilet have economy flush as well as full flush? Such a good idea.
It’s not his latest ploy to get you poking around up there is it? :w00t: Tell him to go see Shewolf ;)
Grosse :sick:
We are intimately aquainted with a very reputable private proctologist, we`re just good friends really but he has a fascinating and probably very valuable collection of 17th century engravings, some you would not want to look at. Despite that he is a fine host and is generous to the extreme with his cellar.
He propebly had a dodgy fart.
Whilst I was in Germany with the British Army, we used to get attached to the Royal Signals for exercises in germany and poland. During this time, there were numerous reports of “Ghost Sh*t’s”. Guys would go off into the woods for a “combat toilet recce” and when they were finished would spend 5 minutes or so wondering where their poo had gone!
What was actually happening was that a mate of mine used to sneek up behind them and catch their poo on a shovel, before sneeking away with it! :w00t:
The best bit was when the guy would get back to his tank to find his missing poo sat on the drivers seat!!! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: 
Total PMSL, RR. :w00t: 
RIDEOUT!!!
Was just thinking same!!!
ME TOO!!! :w00t:He hasn’t started Ginge’s diet, has he??? 
you people are sooo wrong