Pan's thread of puns

I had an affair with a librarian a few years ago. But we had to end it as people started talking.

I dated a girl who had a lazy eye.

turns out she was seeing someone else on the side.

A man goes for a prostate exam.

The doctor is checking him out when he finds a roll of $100 bills stuffed up his ass. He pulls out the money and counts it.

“You’re not gonna believe this, but I just found $1900 shoved up your ass!”

The man says, “Well that makes sense. That’s why I haven’t been feeling too grand.”

My wife stared at me in disbelief and cried, “You’re shirtless and covered in… oil?!” I chuckled proudly, “Well, you’re always saying…"

“…I never glisten!”

A native American Indian and his wife go into a restaurant and asked if they have a table for two. The waitress asked “Do you have a reservation?” and he replied “No, I have an apartment downtown”.

What do you call a magician they has lost his magic?


I have just released my own fragrance.
The people sitting next to me dont look like they appreciate it

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms?


What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?

Have we gone from Pans to bad jokes? :grinning:

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?


What do you call a shaved hairy biker?

*Cause the hairy bikers bake and Kevsta doesn’t have a beard

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I dont trust stairs,
they are always up to something

Trust is something you can only build step by step

I also heard @Panagiotis asked @Kevsta to bring some dough to the next BMM. Apparently he wanted to go Deep Pan

This all sounds a little cheesy to me…

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs…

It’s not a beautiful poem - but it’s deep.

This thread is getting thin and crusty.

Someone keeps dumping soil on my allotment.

The plot thickens.

What do you call someone who eats other people slowly?

A Cannibble.

I find stairs usually get me down