Pan's joke of the day

My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal. She kept saying 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done

LOL!!!

edit: one of the best you done. Just told my wife, she’s laughing really hard (she’s polish)

Unfortunately, since the introduction of the Euro we can no longer ask you how many marks you gave her…

Unfortunately, since the introduction of the Euro we can no longer ask you how many marks you gave her.... Pat
Let's be franc, the euro has had an impact on currency based puns