Pan's joke of the day

A man noticed his wife wasn’t quite the same as she used to be. So he takes her to the doctor.

The doctor does a bunch of tests. He calls the man into the office.

He says, “Well, I’ve narrowed it down to two things. It’s either Aids or Alzheimers.”

The man says, “Oh, My God!!! What am I going to do? How do I know which one she has?”
“Well,” says the doctor, “I suggest this: on your way home stop about two blocks from home and drop her off.
If she makes it home, don’t £@¢% her!!”

:joy: finally a good one

The ultimate joke would make kids and adults laugh in equal measure. Please continue but more effort required.

You bin studying jokes Desi?

Wheelie good now