crikey, that had me crossing my legs for a while.
Funny that she doesn’t see herself as a violent person: 50% of the population would probably disagree with her. Hope she got a female judge, otherwise there wouldn’t be much sympathy 
she tried to swallow it?!!!
Would it even be possible to remove it with just your hands? How did she get it out of the sack :ermm:
Is a very old story though, 2005!
“It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person.”
Ha ha now there is a lady who seems to suffer from a severe case of disillusion. Poor sod! That’s gonna smart some huh?
That’s more than just ouch, evil cow.