Ouch

Motorcycling
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Playing football last week, went in for a ball that was a bit 50/50 only this other person dropped their shoulder and hit me right in the ribs. Imagine then bouncing off and falling over, that was how hard they hit me. It hurt but I thought I could shrug it off. I didn’t feel a crack at the time so I didn’t think I had broken anything. Guess I was wrong! Eight days later and I can’t lie on that side in bed, the muscles in my back have cramped up and coughing hurts. Riding over speed humps aint good either! What a complete TWAT! It is only supposed to be a fun kick about. I don’t think they realised what they did. They were quite apologetic afterwards. I could go and kick them all over the park but it is not that kind of game. I don’t think anyone there is a dirty player really… so revenge is out of the question

Don’t think I can be bothered to see the doctor. They’ll just give me some Co-proximal and send me on the way… Just thought I would share my pain

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ouch…

why wont you go to the doctor???

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Get back out there dude and some nitro-mors on the home teams toliet seat will stop all that argy bargy !! to busy bent over rubbing the burning red rings round the backs of the legs !!

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Not much you can do for broken ribs apart from take more pain killers… oh and whisky helps, red wine, beer… but then it hurts again in the morning

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Ahhhh… Bless you! Don’t start me off about sharing pain… I could go on for a while!! LOL…

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The medication sounds good though !!!

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you have my sympathies, I’ve done them in the “good old days” when they used to wrap you up in bandages so tight you couldn’t breath properly, and also these days when they don’t do anything, hurts like hell don’t it, and don’t laugh!!

Cheers Mark.