Just caught my pinky toe on the fuuckin door frame!!!
Oooooo yabba…!!!..
why does that hurt so much?
smiled.
in reply to your question-
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071212143414AAkM9Ks
nerves in toes-
next time make sure you have flip flops or slippers on.
Oh blast (not) lol, its no laughing matter is it 
WUSS suck it up man its not like you broke a bone or something 