OMG...YOU'LL NEVER BELEIVE THIS..!!! contains some bad language.

ok…im still not totally calmed down yet but this was crazy…let me explain…just before the hammersmith flyover theres a petrol station,so pull in and fill up with BP’s finest…as im filling up the trigger gets stuck and i cant release it…i could see the tank filling up rapidley and im shouting at the guy inside but he does not notice me…so long story short its over filling and fuel is spraying everywere…i tried to turn away so the fuel didnt get in my eyes and then it stopped…wew…

so…im stinking of petrol and i go inside…explain to the attendant and he charges me a fair amount…i walk back out…get on my bike…and head towards the M4 to heathrow…

as im riding, im still abit shaken, so i flip up front of me fliptop lid and scramble for a benson and hedges… im thinking that all the fumes have gone as im riding at about 40mph and i’m completley ventalated…wrong…one flick of the lighter and WOOOF…my whole forearm goes ablaze…:crazy:

so theres me…panicing like hell …going spastic to say the least and i noticed blue flashing lights behind me…so clutch in and back brake to a stop and it goes out…

clenching my arm (still smouldering)…i look back to a copper aproaching me…’‘get off the bike sir’’ he says…’‘your under arrest…’’…

i look at him and say ‘‘what?..what for…?’’…

he then replies…

‘‘for diriving with an Illegal firearm…’’’…:rolleyes:

smiled:D.

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:doze: thats terrible :w00t:

In the words of Chr!s ****

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Your poor baby…thats all i can say :P:D:P

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smiled:).

PMSL

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chris

that’s quite funny

That’s terrible :stuck_out_tongue:

time time to double you daily dosage mate.

I think you’ll find the ‘sign-out’ option near the top of the screen.

Or just do us a favor and hit alt+f4 next time instead of “post meassage”… :wink:

tw@t :D:D:D:D:D

should be arrested for posting it!

Haha

I knew it was a joke when you said you had your own fags;):P:D

PMSL:D now that ones funny! nice one stevie!:smiley: