Saw some random bloke in a suit shouting at a traffic warden this morning about a ticket which had been put on his micra (wtf omg bloke in a micra).He was swearing and shouting quite a lot for a bloke who looked like he’d need a step up to take a p155 in a bucket but i slowed as i walked by just in time to hear the fat little git say ‘‘Your f$*k all mate’’.
And then he said it ‘‘I s*it your wage’s mate i earn that in a week’’
To which i Butted in with ‘‘If your so minted mate why not just pay the ticket’’.
A good point i thought,he just got in his macho car and drove away probably to his massive golden mansion to play with his playboy model wife and play a round of golf on his private jet . . . . . .
Really though although it’s anoying to be caught parking illegaly or speeding:D woops we shud probably take it out on the person who deserves it the most ourselfs we all know the rules and penalties for breaking them that way people who are there to enforce the rules can just go home and carry on with their life too cos after all we all have a job to do.
Wow that was long winded sorry to sound preachy i just don’t enjoy bullies.
Micras are cheap to run, cost little in petrol and if some idiots scratches it or smacks it at the shopping market no biggie.
Defending a traffic warden?? Yeah… I would rather go get some road rash, I have seen what a bunch of arses they can be, 100’s of instances when they were waiting next to cars when they had 2 3 minutes left and smacking a ticked as it was 2 minutes over just as the owner was coming up. They are quite happy smacking tockets, they also get nice bonuses… and just like any sales person when you get a bonus for every sale you can promise and do any sh!t to get the sale.
They watched one of my technicians unload a bike and wheel it to the workshop last week, while he was getting the paperwork signed they stuck a ticket on his window, the back doors were open and the ramp was down but they stiil carried on. Yet another one we will have to fight
I hate traffic wardens with a vengence. I have a massive dispute on with Westminster over dozens of tickets that been given incorrectly. Most have been cancelled but 4 are still outstanding and bailiffs keeps writing to me and my car has been clamped. The stress and the time this is costing me is ridiculous. All because the silly gits can’t read or understand their own signage
Yea but maybe there is a super nice one who works at a bunny hospital in his spare time sowing the tails back on injured bunnies … you wud defo go to hell for shoutin at that guy … . . . .
Next time i go out i’m gonna tell chicks i’m a bunny doctor . . . . genious …is that how you spell genious ? ? ? ?:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:
Funny that i’m lookin up wheelie schools now when i can do those the ground will freeze under me i’ll be so cool
Won’t be much use on a bonnie though…Ps just tried the bunny doctor thing on a lady at the gym with thought it whent down pretty well … Her boyfrend got a bit funny about it though i think he knew i was lying.