who will win?
Ha Ha!!
clues in the title isn’t it?
no wonder!
that bloke weights like half a ton!!! and he cant ride
Just like buses all his fails come in threes
Fail One - Plenty of frottle and whoops he forgets to put it in gear 
Fail Two - All the ingredients are together but he over cooks it in favour of a cheap look up the starters skirt
Fail Three - She’s wearing shorts