This stuff facinates me so…
If a bike brand was a person ( celeb ) who would they be…?
Here’s my take ( remeber I know naff all about Jap Brands really )
Honda - Gordon Brown
Suzuki - Gordon Ramsey
Kawasaki - Gay Gordons ( only kiddin
) Piers Brosnon
Yamaha - Damon Hill
Triumph - Sean Connery , Steve McQueen, Peter O’Toole, Richard Burton
BMW - Michael Shumaker’s dad
CCM - Steptoe
Ducati - Frank Sinatra on steroids
KTM - Arnold Schwaznker who else???
Royal Enfield - Mr Patel who runs our local newsagent and has just had a hip operation at 78 years old.
Aprilla - Some flash Italian teenager ???
Moto Guzzi - SOme old Italian geezer who thinks their still hip and wears tracksuits, baggy jeans, trainers
Whas about you???
Ducati - Frank Sinatra on steroids?
More like Piers I would say!
Gets complicated
I was thinking someone italian, good looking fast and a tad tempemental???
Honda - That bloke from one foot in the grave…I don’t believe it…kids today etc etc
Yamaha - Graham Norton
Kawasaki - Graham Norton’s stunt double
Suzuki - Keith Moon trying to out mad Evel Knievel
BMW - Thora Hird
Ducati - Mussolini (powerful but a little flaky)
Moto Guzzi - Someone from Steps you never heard of…probably
Triumph - Winston Churchill winning the war on Japs with the new 675
KTM - Ranulph Fiennes
Gorden Brown a Honda! No way… it would be all cheap plastic, crap fixings, and an exhaust that sounds like a sewing machine…! Oh…
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Sounds about right for Triumph!
