Oh To Be 12 Again....

Oh To Be 12 Again…
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her
‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Coco Pops, and then took her to Dreamworld theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear,
what was it like being twelve again?’
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. ‘I meant my
dress size, you retard!!!’
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he’s gonna get it


Now that sounds like my steve pmsl!!:w00t:

that’s why proper English is needed:

“I’d like to be a twelve again”

Haha… best thing is for guys to learn that fact early…:smiley:

See, this joke just illustrates the rather scary downfall of good grammar amongst us in the UK. If the woman had just used a proper syntax, and not a confusing, incorrect one, she could not have been misinterpreted and the husband would not have been at fault.
Therefore, I do believe the blame lies not with the Husband, who was acting on the information given, but rather the wife, who should have made her intentions and desires clear.

Good joke, might have to save that one for the future, certainly sounds like me and my ex.