Paddy ,Mick and Liam are riding home from the Anchor pub in Portstewart on Paddy’s motorbike when they are stopped by a traffic cop.

“This motorbike is only licenced to carry two people,” says the cop. “There’s three of you, so someone will have to get off and walk.”

“Three of us?” says Paddy, turning to Liam. “What the fuck happened to Jimmy and Duncan?”