shat on my head today when booting down to the coast. Loads of police seemed out too, that or I just saw the same car five times.
Plus, there was a mobile speed camera (in a van) just past Boxhill - prob moved by now.
sorry
Bl**dy hell, she was lucky! Nice boyfriend though lol… cleans the bike then tends to the girlfriend… 
Is`nt being shat on by a bird ment to be good luck.
Yep could you imagine what it would be like if cows could fly 
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There’s a great footie song that celebrates that…
“If I had the wings of a sparrow, if I had the arse of a cow, I’d fly over Norwich tomorrow, and **** on the bastards below. **** on…”
Nice to see the tones been lowered already!! 