…a rider you are, there is always someone who can trump you. 
That’s a proper card carrying chav
what a cruel heartless bastud. thats sick! i hope the croc bites his head off when he unties it!
I think it’s an ex croc Tim 
you’d frickin hope that’s an ex croc, otherwise that guy is either uber stoopid or one triple hard muthafucka!
“…bloke brought this in complaining of a ‘snappy throttle’”
Also that seat doesn’t look comfy at all!
No one’s gonna steal that bike.