This is sad: 
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22246002-5001028,00.html
what is happening to this country ?
Whoever decided to ban balloons needs a custard pie in the face and bucket of water thrown over them…
It’s just plain daft, kids fall over and jump up again, part of the learning process and who has ever heard of a kid being alergic to balloons ? 
I think Clowns should be banned. I shall start a petition
You are not alone - Pennywise is a case in point but it’s the principle of the thing. If this guy wants to dress up in strange clothes put make-up on and scare small children then so be it…
What next? Stopping kids sitting on Father Christmas’ lap? Oh they’ve done that one already…What about conkers - yep done that one…what about:
Kids climbing trees…check
Feeding the ducks / prigeons - yep that one too…
Christmas Decorations - errr that’s frowned upon in places…
Flying the Union Flag outside council offices - Yeah don’t want to offend anyone
Donkey derby? Ohh far to dangerous
There’s not much we can do these days is there…
ever watced steven kings IT i did at a very young age and it scarred me 4 life
IS THAT SCARY OR WHAT!!!
PMSL - that’s well freaky!!
i wonder whether they will ban clowns completely as they are offensive to balding people or those with poor dress sense…
you guys are funny!
But I watched IT too, and found it v scary!
“and it’s making us a laughing stock.”
From a clown, that’s not bad!
Thats stupid! how can you ban a clown from using ballons!
ahh …ive a way around this…
good idea smiled
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WTF?
yea…hours of fun…!!!
smiled
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you have missed the most important one
having fun…banned
here are a few more:-
doing anything that might bring a smile to your face… banned
riding your push bike on the pavement…banned,
riding a bike…some people want it banned
travelling for pleasure soon to be banned infact the police believe that they can do us for going around a roundabout too many times, way too much fun…
travelling at speeds appropriate for the rider/driver and car/bike and road and conditions doesnt kill you but its fun…banned
fags…banned
beer on its way out…they darent do it yet but the campaign has started
sex…far too much fun, god tried but even he couldnt do it so I have no doubt this screwed up government wont be able to (no matter how much they try) so lets just get together and have sex before they find a way to ban that…
this country has more laws than we can police…this is our fault, we are the people…we allow this to happen…vote idiots who take us to war over a pack of lies and endanger all of our lives…oh I am off now.
Country nis fooked but then find me a better one…? maybe Canada maybe Australia but they are so screwed up about being politically correct that they are becoming worse than us…all those empty miles of roads and the speed limit is mostly 50mph…what a fooked up place that is…America is no longer free, they tried unlimited speeds in montana and the US government withdrew all funding for road repairs…No freedom. No more…
Health and safety is taking the piss atm, and thats coming from a practicing H&S Advisor. Some of the things I have to “advise” make me cringe.
Dont shoot the messanger is about all I can say , but really it aint quite that bad…
What makes it worse is some of the draconian asses out there who deliberatly say even more stoopid stuff than the law allows in order to justify thier position. Plus the half arsed roumors and chinese whispers that tend to get banded about with no real justification other than that someone-who-knows-nuffing-about-it said it was law. This is banned, that is banned etc etc. When in actual fact almost nothing is literally banned. (except asbestos).
This results in companies freaking out and slapping stoopid measures on everyday activities that frankly are nothing more than hearsay rubbish and paranoid-of-lawsuit blue collar freakishness and overzealous mis-informed insurance assessors. Yeah, its those damned insurance tw@ts again.
Hence no clowns/beer/sex/bikers etc
Bah
R