Nope, he’s harder.
He’ll eat ya…then **** ya!
Noel is very very good, and there’s a lot of hidden depth in his music/lyrics.
Liam, utter twat.
All of the above plus the current top 40
Just checked the top 40…yeah, nothing worth keeping 
P.S how is Iris by GooGoo Dolls still in the top 40?
Simon Cowell is definitely on the list.
Same with U2 and Bob Geldof, like there music but as human beings they are self righteous selfish fuckcunts. Both are worth 10’s of millions and yet don’t give a penny to charity. Geldof pocket a $100’000AUS for a speech at a conference on the third world.
Perhaps it would be better if you both give your money to charity you wankstains.
Sir bob also part owns a healthy media company too http://www.tenalps.com/tenalpshistory.php
Any smug bastard that played at live 8 (no reflection on the cause just the performers and their righteous views for having done it), Coldplay, and anything created from some form of tv competition (i.e xfactor, pop idol, ect)
. All examples are true representations of what should have been wank stains, but unfortunately aren’t.
I would use napalm just to be certain.
ABC
The Smiths (or Morrissey on his own)
Cold Play IS music for bedwetters.
Careful with the Liam Noel thing… is Flats gets wind of this thread, he’ll whip out his willy and start stroking it whilst muttering, “Liam, oooh, oh Liam yeah, Liam, you’re better than Noel, what, me touch your botty Liam, oh all right then… if you insist!”
Heather Smalls… everything about her screams “I am trying SOOOOO hard, the only way to stop me is to cut off every bit of me that protrudes… arms legs head, everything!”
Craig David… instant punchathon!
Plus, and ok this is a bit general… but any band where the video consists of 5 different scene changes where all the clothing is coordinated to the scene and there’s one room with a circle backdrop of lights and they dance in unison, there’s one scene where they are all driving a frickn Chevvy down a street in Miami and bimbos are paid to smile at them, there’s one scene in a nightclub, 1 on the roof of the bloody recording studio and 1 on some nature location that is INSTANTLY forgettable… yes, BOY BANDS!!! U little make up wearing sissies are what modern women WALK ON … where’s the man in you? Where’s your pride? STEP UP AND GET PUNCHED YOU PATHETIC LITTLE MUSIC INDUSTRIES WHORES!
evanescence…the corrs…scooter…more to think of but I’ve got loads. Currently someone like The Wanted - frankly they’re not in my opinion
Oh yeah and this might cause friction… but anyone who has EVER been associated with X-Factor in any way shape or form…
Let’s get one thing straight ok… Simon Cowell doesn’t need any more money, and the world needs some NEW ORIGINAL songs… not just boring repeated and copies of the same 30 classics that always get done by new singers who can’t write their own songs…
Even the viewers need a small right hook to the jaw, cos all they’re doing is encouraging this third rate crap…
So you’re saying they should stop believing? 
Now that Alex mentioned it… I would like to pour cockroaches over the entire Glee cast and anyone who followed that TV programme…
NEIL DIAMOND
absolutely unbearable. I archived hours upon hours of his master tapes last year and it almost killed me…
Peter Andre 
Half Man Half Biscuit (although they make me want to eat biscuits). Right am off to bed now - I actually like Half Man Half Biscuit - in particular the Trumpton Riots - will have to have a think about the rest of the thread and get back to you after the Christmas Number One has been announced 
oh yes, they should all shut up for good! :laugh:
I knew a guy who played sax with him a few times, said he was hated by the rest of his band as he would just turn up and expect the rest of them to set up his gear.
So while he was at the bar they used to rub his harmonica’s between the cheeks of their arse and smuggly smile at him when he played.