Never mind your leather or cordura. This is what you need:
http://video.uk.msn.com/?mkt=en-gb&vid=2ad1ba5b-d2f8-4e96-b795-ed8ccceda484&from=sharepermalink&src=v5:share:sharepermalink:uuids
Nah, he will be alright…they were soled with Indian rubber 
pure madness, brilliant