I had a moment of madness today while in oxford street, walked past a store and decided to purchase the dress that the Mrs had her eye on last week instead of buying something for the fireblade.
So I get home and present the gift but her reaction was less than satisfying to say the least. Turns out there is a god, because as she try’s it on in the living room, it doesn’t fit to her shock.
yes you have a gym membership, but when you eat what you like for months on end and don’t use it, the result is that your clothes wont fit and you shoot up 2 dress sizes.
I’m writing this here as if I say this to her, chances are londonbikers will loose another member by the morning.
So now you can take it back for a refund, get your bike bits and save some money on the food bill over the next few months, result
I once bought a bunch of flowers for my wife ( as was ) as soon as i gave them to her she ripped the heads off and threw them accross the kitchen, why ?.. because apparently i had wasted some of the little money we had on non- essential items !!:ermm: us men are just doomed to get it wrong no matter how hard we try .
Nope, still here in one piece Ian, spent all today cleaning and preparing the blade for the first sign of decent weather. lol at all your comments guys, im sitting smiling and she’s looking at me wondering whats so funny.
You ain’t the only one hinny! I hate shopping whether its food or clothes…but I love buying stuff from a bike or car shop…but then I ain’t reet in da heed!
Sledgehammer and axe!!?? :w00t: I reckon you’re planning to knock the hubby off, chop him up and bury the parts!
