# My Vow **URL:** \ **Category:** Off-topic\ **Created:** [18 May 2009 11:12 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166 "2009-05-18T11:12:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![alex1](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@alex1](https://londonbikers.com/u/alex1)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 11:12 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/1 "2009-05-18T11:12:13Z")
Okay, I’ll make it quick. My vow is this… Everytime from now on, on my way to work, if I see that White ‘L’ plated scooter/Record bag carrying/Converse wearing son of a MoFo - I’m going to make sure he learns a lesson in courtesy to other riders. Offsiding at any given opportunity is one of his specialties. The other which REALLY gets up my nose, is overtaking another string of riders. Before anyone says anything, there is always a time and place for such a manouvre, but this morning (and other times) I promise you it wasn’t. I slowed for a split second to let a biker out… who wasn’t taking the p_ss and he just decided to pass - having to swerve, missing the front wheel of the emerging rider. At that point I decided enough was enough. I decided to overtake him when it was safe, and he didn’t seem to like it. GOOD you c_ck face. And I’m going to do it EVERY time I ever see your Fuggin ugly self sat on that pile of shite again. Okay rant over. ps. The Africa twin rider who waved me through whilst I was being silly… apologies, I don’t normally ride like that, I had a reason this morning. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cheekychick](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/97f17d/32.png) [@cheekychick](https://londonbikers.com/u/cheekychick)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 11:28 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/2 "2009-05-18T11:28:21Z")
yeah you show him boy:D ---
**Author:** ![anne-marie](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@anne-marie](https://londonbikers.com/u/anne-marie)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 11:29 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/3 "2009-05-18T11:29:38Z")
good for you:D bloody scotter riders:hehe: ---
**Author:** ![Tiggi](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/ed655f/32.png) [@Tiggi](https://londonbikers.com/u/Tiggi)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 11:34 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/4 "2009-05-18T11:34:13Z")
You shouldn’t be so bloody slow then Alex but then I suppose you have no choice on that heap you call a bike 😛 😉 ---
**Author:** ![alex1](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@alex1](https://londonbikers.com/u/alex1)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 11:38 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/5 "2009-05-18T11:38:09Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **Tiggi (18/05/2009)** > > You shouldn’t be so bloody slow then Alex but then I suppose you have no choice on that heap you call a bike 😛 😉 lmao - cough…bitch…cough Must get that cough seen to! :hehe: It’s not like I even hang around on the commute, but 100 yards or so from the lights (red) I decided to be nice to another Trumpet rider. ---
**Author:** ![whistler](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/w/a3d4f5/32.png) [@whistler](https://londonbikers.com/u/whistler)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 11:39 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/6 "2009-05-18T11:39:12Z")
I hate being overtaken by scooters too…:w00t: ---
**Author:** ![Ratty46](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@Ratty46](https://londonbikers.com/u/Ratty46)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 11:41 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/7 "2009-05-18T11:41:50Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **alex (18/05/2009)** > > Okay, I’ll make it quick. My vow is this… > > Everytime from now on, on my way to work, if I see that White ‘L’ plated scooter/Record bag carrying/Converse wearing son of a MoFo - I’m going to make sure he learns a lesson in courtesy to other riders. > > Offsiding at any given opportunity is one of his specialties. The other which REALLY gets up my nose, is overtaking another string of riders. Before anyone says anything, there is always a time and place for such a manouvre, but this morning (and other times) I promise you it wasn’t. I slowed for a split second to let a biker out… who wasn’t taking the p_ss and he just decided to pass - having to swerve, missing the front wheel of the emerging rider. At that point I decided enough was enough. I decided to overtake him when it was safe, and he didn’t seem to like it. GOOD you c_ck face. And I’m going to do it EVERY time I ever see your Fuggin ugly self sat on that pile of shite again. > > Okay rant over. > ps. The Africa twin rider who waved me through whilst I was being silly… apologies, I don’t normally ride like that, I had a reason this morning. 🙂 kick him off…i would ---
**Author:** ![makman](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/makman/32/30375_2.png) [@makman](https://londonbikers.com/u/makman)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 11:42 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/8 "2009-05-18T11:42:48Z")
Whooooshhhhh! Seriously though, there is a tit (not the nicely rounded type either) who rides a red/white scooter on Old Kent Road from Charlton way. To say they have a death wish is putting it mildly. My reaction is to hang back and let them go and kill themselves without involving me in the ensuing fracas… Other than that, I really have to bite down the need to kick him off his little toy! ---
**Author:** ![anne-marie](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@anne-marie](https://londonbikers.com/u/anne-marie)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 11:47 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/9 "2009-05-18T11:47:04Z")
repeat after me i hate scooters:hehe: ---
**Author:** ![Panagiotis](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/panagiotis/32/32078_2.png) [@Panagiotis](https://londonbikers.com/u/Panagiotis)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 11:54 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/10 "2009-05-18T11:54:12Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **makman (18/05/2009)** > > My reaction is to hang back and let them go and kill themselves without involving me in the ensuing fracas… +1 if they want to get killed let them… we’ll be better off afterwards 😉 ---
**Author:** ![alex1](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@alex1](https://londonbikers.com/u/alex1)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 11:59 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/11 "2009-05-18T11:59:47Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **makman (18/05/2009)** > > Whooooshhhhh! > > Seriously though, there is a tit (not the nicely rounded type either) who rides a red/white scooter on Old Kent Road from Charlton way. To say they have a death wish is putting it mildly. My reaction is to hang back and let them go and kill themselves without involving me in the ensuing fracas… > > Other than that, I really have to bite down the need to kick him off his little toy! You’re right. Musn’t lower myself to his shite riding level… hence the ‘L’ plate. Maybe if I just overtake him the once everytime I see him, that’ll be enough to let him know I hate him & his MOMO helmet. :hehe: ---
**Author:** ![Ratty46](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@Ratty46](https://londonbikers.com/u/Ratty46)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 12:03 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/12 "2009-05-18T12:03:01Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **alex (18/05/2009)** > > > [@](#): > > > > ## **makman (18/05/2009)** > > > > Whooooshhhhh! > > > > Seriously though, there is a tit (not the nicely rounded type either) who rides a red/white scooter on Old Kent Road from Charlton way. To say they have a death wish is putting it mildly. My reaction is to hang back and let them go and kill themselves without involving me in the ensuing fracas… > > > > Other than that, I really have to bite down the need to kick him off his little toy! > > You’re right. Musn’t lower myself to his shite riding level… hence the ‘L’ plate. > > Maybe if I just overtake him the once everytime I see him, that’ll be enough to let him know I hate him & his MOMO helmet. :hehe: catch him at the lights, and have a serious word. if he doent listen next set of lighst get close and grab his keys! that teach teh little dickhead:D ---
**Author:** ![Viggen](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/ce73a5/32.png) [@Viggen](https://londonbikers.com/u/Viggen)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 12:03 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/13 "2009-05-18T12:03:16Z")
can you not fit a box of nails to your rear plate and scatter a few as you pass?😃 ---
**Author:** ![lustfish](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/lustfish/32/32635_2.png) [@lustfish](https://londonbikers.com/u/lustfish)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 12:04 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/14 "2009-05-18T12:04:53Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **Viggen (18/05/2009)** > > can you not fit a box of nails to your rear plate and scatter a few as you pass?😃 You might get a case of this if you have a word ![](http://bikeportland.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/roadragefrontpage.jpg) Just remember to breathe and ‘forget-about-it’ [said in Arnie’s accent] 😃 💏 He probably shops at Westie’s shop, maybe we should design a wanted poster… ---
**Author:** ![Stevie\_Ramone](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Stevie\_Ramone](https://londonbikers.com/u/Stevie_Ramone)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 12:06 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/15 "2009-05-18T12:06:42Z")
You sure its not Jon Snow with an upgrade? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![andyp69](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@andyp69](https://londonbikers.com/u/andyp69)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 12:09 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/16 "2009-05-18T12:09:10Z")
now now, sounds like a bit of road rage building up, just leave him he prob wont live long. ---
**Author:** ![alex1](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@alex1](https://londonbikers.com/u/alex1)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 12:23 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/17 "2009-05-18T12:23:44Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **andyp69 (18/05/2009)** > > now now, sounds like a bit of road rage building up, just leave him he prob wont live long. lol - Is it an offence riding over a scooterist, if they’re already dead? Just asking? :hehe: Dammit, this hate-list of mine is getting longer! :w00t: ---
**Author:** ![Hannibal](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/f08c70/32.png) [@Hannibal](https://londonbikers.com/u/Hannibal)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 12:32 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/18 "2009-05-18T12:32:49Z")
Squirt him with a water pistol 😃 ---
**Author:** ![alex1](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@alex1](https://londonbikers.com/u/alex1)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 12:34 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/19 "2009-05-18T12:34:57Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **Hannibal (18/05/2009)** > > Squirt him with a water pistol 😃 Wouldn’t have time to undo my flies! :w00t: ---
**Author:** ![Stevie\_Ramone](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Stevie\_Ramone](https://londonbikers.com/u/Stevie_Ramone)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2009 12:47 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166/20 "2009-05-18T12:47:37Z")
> [@](#): > > ## **alex (18/05/2009)** > > You’re right. Musn’t lower myself to **his shite riding level… hence the ‘L’ plate.** That is sooooooo Learnerist! [Next page](https://londonbikers.com/t/my-vow/79166.md?page=2)