My Mobile Phone...

…has just made me shudder. I had to have something upgraded (don’t ask me what, I sent it to Sony and they sent it back, something very technical no doubt).

Anyway, the only discernable difference so far is the message tone has changed from a nice Bullseye theme tune to the fecking Network Southeast on board announcement “bing bong”.

This does not please me and has caused me to shudder each time I get a message, expecting to hear that I’ve been delayed by three and a half weeks due to trolls under a bridge in Sevenoaks or something.

They also seem to have hidden the menu to change it.

'tards.